Jim Bellamy's image of the thankfully long dead evil mad warlord Adolf Hitler.

"I have always washed my hands
(Adolf Hitler, you had Chlamydia?)
This bathroom has running water
Osnaburgh killed Sweden
I have frequently used Night-Nurse
(Adolf Hitler, you had Chlamydia?)
Eva Braun used a candle
Her mind was broken china
I have always washed my hands.
The bathroom holds carbolic
Osnaburg killed Denmark
Eva used the outside loos
These toilets were wooden
These toilets were made from wood
These troughs were sheer wood.
I have often died
I have often cried
The baths were pure gold
I frequently use a candle.
The h/way is sport
Roads trip all around
Eva used carbolic
Hitler had Chlamydia
The h/way is wide open
The h/way is sport
I got drunk on Night-Nurse.
We rode through Rhodes
Manhattan took Berlin
The darker skin was sin
Soap cleansed Venice
Skin became lampshades (apparently).
I saw the round sun
I saw the round moon
Petrol cured Bohn
Drunk Munich was my lather.
I have always used clean water
My daughter was too drunken
Her sex was pale shrunken
Eva pissed her trousers
The Province waged wars
We thrived for mock silver
Cigars fell into our hands
Today, I used a staple-gun
I frequently used a candle.
Not at this time of night
Nor at any time of night
Will violence strike me down
But silence strikes me down
Nor at any time of night
Will severed whitened bones
Break the veins I disowned.
Recently, the prairie moon
Calls me to my living-room
Eva Braun used a candle
Hitler had Chlamydia
These days, my two hands bleed.
I have always washed my face and hands
(Adolf Hitler, you had Chlamydia?)
This bathroom has clear water
My sex was pale shrunken
Himmler was often drunken!
Driver, Berlin was not taken
Do not taunt nor tease
Driver, Berlin was not taken
Do not shoot me, please
Goering was a sinner
O why can't I write god's words?
I used to use a candle?
I have always washed my hands
(Adolf Hitler, you had an STD?)
This week in Bohn seemed fine
I have always washed my mind
Goebbels wore red panties
I got drunk on Night-Nurse.
First we killed the gipsies
Then we killed the Jews (not)
Then we lost the war
And that was the gassing end."

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Copyright jdb 2003